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January 22, 2005
More erect frogs on Dobson kiddie site
This is becoming more than a little creepy.
The Dr. James Dobson cartoon characters "Toad" and "Tad" from his kiddie site Ribbits.com each have anatomically correct bulges. The green Dobson frog, "Tad" (right) seems to be calling out to kids to join him... while he sports wood.
You'd think he'd police his own cartoon characters before he (and Stay-Puft Falwell) attacks characters like SpongeBob, the Tele-Tubbies, and the Muppets. CNN article.
UPDATE: In case you're wondering whether Dr. Dobson and "Focus on the Family" owns the boner toads on Ribbits.com... Domain name information here.
Posted By Bob Cesca | January 22, 2005 02:15 PM | DIGG THIS
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u r nuts.
Posted by: mrsharkattack at January 22, 2005 02:47 PM
I note that one of the frogs is surnamed "Pole." To one with a dirty mind, that's a pretty suggestive name, eh?
Ed
Posted by: Ed Drone at January 22, 2005 03:53 PM
Those aren't boners. They're disurbingly long ass cracks. Either that or they're extra long, slightly misplaced froggie vaginas. I just can't tell. The only thing I do know is that there's yet one more unwanted sexual appetite I now have to come to terms with.
Thanks Bobs.
Posted by: Hieronymus Braintree at January 22, 2005 05:49 PM
Of course, they're not meant to be anything -- maybe tails. But if Dobson wants to go around passing judgement on the sexuality of others, then he ought to keep closer tabs on the sexuality of his own children's site.
Posted by: Bob Cesca at January 22, 2005 06:02 PM
The major myths -- religion, nation, hierarchy of culture and race -- stem from the myth of authority. Without people willing to trust Dobson to protect them from demons, Dobson would be looking for a job crawling under houses with DeLay.
Posted by: Fascistophobe at January 22, 2005 06:06 PM
Uncle Phineas (Hopper), the pastor of the local frog church as well as part-time mayor of Hopper's Landing, doesn't seem to be wearing any pants.
Posted by: Conium at January 22, 2005 07:34 PM
Dobson is sick, sick, sick!
Posted by: VP Admin at January 22, 2005 10:31 PM
Those look more like frog vaginas to me.
Posted by: Anon at January 23, 2005 06:34 PM
OH for the love of Pete!!!
Reptile Camel toe!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Pass the bleach!
Posted by: Cha at January 24, 2005 12:01 PM
UHHH...frogs and toads are amphibians, not reptiles. Speaking of frogs, what's the difference between Kermit the Frog and Dick Cheney? Kermit has only ONE hand up his @$$!
Hopping mad, Monster from the Id
Posted by: Monster from the Id at January 27, 2005 03:42 AM
Alright, this one's a stretch. Those are reflections, and the surface is concave, not convex as in a "bulge". The characters are CG shiny all over, and all I see there is "light" "reflecting" off the "floor"
Posted by: Ted at January 27, 2005 04:00 PM
Look you wise guys, you don't have to wear pants in Hopper's Landing, especially if you are the Mayor or the pastor of a Christian church. A hat, glasses if you need them, maybe a bit of sunscreen, or perhaps a dab of flavored lubricant or Anusol in a strategic place is all you need. Folks in Hopper's Landing are FREE. Freedom is on the HOP! And you know why?? Huh? Because there are only CHRISTIANS in Hopper's Landing.
So get your hell-bound secular humanist sniggering minds out of the gutter and get Saved before it's too late.
Posted by: SkipChurch at January 28, 2005 06:45 AM
Wow...some crazy imaginations here...
1) Actually because these characters appear to be computer generated. What you people, whom obviously have never seen a real penis before, are viewing is a strip of light showing that the area is rounded. That would be generated by a lighting feature using a 3D animation/drawing program.
2) Last time I checked there was nothing wrong with erections or penises that's how everybody on this planet is here...an erection and dare I say it...a vagina. I got erections all the time when I was a child, I still do. I probably have one right now...luckily I had loving parents that explained to me what it was so I wasn't all uptight (pun intended) about it.
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